1 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:28,486 Hey, Mom, hey, Mom, what are you doing? 2 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,997 I'm making clam chowder for dinner. 3 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:35,101 Are the clams fresh? Eddie, be careful. 4 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,932 Boy, they sure are fresh. 5 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:41,040 Where's Grandpa and Pop? 6 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:44,442 Out in the garage, evidently working on some secret project. 7 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,912 Nobody's supposed to go out there. 8 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,441 They might be working on my birthday present. 9 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:53,214 You know, my birthday is this Wednesday. 10 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,585 Yes, dear. We know it's Wednesday. 11 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:12,805 Do you know, Grandpa... 12 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,305 this is gonna be the best birthday present we ever made for Eddie. 13 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,716 Listen here. If you don't give "we" here a hand... 14 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,685 it's gonna be the best graduation present he ever had... 15 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,186 from college yet. 16 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:30,247 By golly. What do you want me to do, old pal? 17 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,254 What do I want you to do? I'll tell you. 18 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:46,234 There. You could be oiling that wheel. 19 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:47,973 All right. 20 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,281 Grandpa... 21 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:00,486 there's no oil in here. 22 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:04,816 What do you mean there's no oil? There's plenty of oil in there. 23 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,455 You're right. There is plenty of oil. 24 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:21,899 Golly. Pop really doesn't want me to see what's going on in the garage. 25 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:28,112 Hey, neat. Pop's wire-clippers. 26 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,349 Now, to look in the window. 27 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,033 Hey, Mom. 28 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,297 Help. 29 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,444 We caught you. You sneaky little rascal, you. 30 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:12,142 So long, Mom. Goodbye, dear. 31 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:13,812 What do you have in the jar, Eddie? 32 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,083 It's my science project for school. 33 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:20,126 It's a black widow spider. That could be dangerous. 34 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:23,459 You be real careful when you take the spider out of the jar, Eddie... 35 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,964 so that nobody hurts it. 36 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:29,162 Sure, Mom. So long. And say goodbye to Grandpa and Pop for me. 37 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,364 Bye, Eddie. Goodbye, dear. 38 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:39,113 Are Grandpa and Uncle Herman out in the garage, already? 39 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,477 Since daybreak. 40 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:43,676 They're too interested in what they're doing even to eat. 41 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,275 Isn't this ridiculous? 42 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,651 I'm going out there and have a talk with them. 43 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,213 But I thought their project was supposed to be a secret. 44 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,282 I don't care if it is a secret. 45 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,692 The last time they made a present for Eddie... 46 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,560 it broke loose and swallowed a milk truck. 47 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,469 I'll get to the bottom of this. 48 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,676 Isn't this childish? Barbed wire. 49 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:18,581 Really obstacles. 50 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:23,088 Sand bags. Really. 51 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,286 Those two and their top-security. 52 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,935 Listen to me, you two. 53 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,408 Well, Grandpa, look what we caught this time. 54 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,507 Herman Munster, you get me down from here. 55 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,076 Lily, that ought to teach you a lesson, dear. 56 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,418 Curiosity killed the bat. 57 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,052 If you don't get me down from here... 58 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:01,185 there's going to be something else killed besides a bat. 59 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,594 I don't know, Grandpa. What do you think? 60 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,895 Well, I don't know. But I have an idea. 61 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,296 Let's toss a coin. 62 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,799 Heads, we do. Tails, we don't. 63 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,144 Heads it is. We take her down. 64 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,111 Let's make it two-out-of-three. 65 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,341 Stop that and get me down. 66 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,848 Patience, Peter Pan. 67 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:34,792 It's okay, Grandpa. Eddie won't be home from school for an hour yet. 68 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:45,237 Grandpa, it's beautiful. 69 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,609 Grandpa, it is beautiful. 70 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,607 Is this something, or is this something? 71 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,780 Grandpa, you've outdone yourself. 72 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:01,116 Thank you, Herman. But it's nothing that Detroit... 73 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:03,782 or Agent 007 couldn't have whipped up. 74 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:07,294 - I'll take it out for a little test spin. - No, you don't, Herman. 75 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,226 This is for Eddie's birthday tomorrow 76 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,925 and I don't want anything to spoil his surprise. 77 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:14,627 Yeah, well a little test spin wouldn't hurt. Herman. 78 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,496 Stop it, Grandpa. Herman. 79 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:44,956 Put the brakes. 80 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,400 Herman, watch out. 81 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:52,900 Grandpa! 82 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,538 Oh, no. 83 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:03,205 Poor Eddie. Now another birthday's come and gone. 84 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,420 Forget it, Herman. I don't want to discuss it. 85 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,719 Grandpa, I... 86 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:15,387 Please, Herman, once and for all, no discussion. 87 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:19,393 What's this all about? What's this all about? 88 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:23,665 This stone dome here just wrecked Eddie's birthday present. 89 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,137 Oh, Herman. 90 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:28,139 Now, Lily. It's not as bad as Grandpa is making out. 91 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,404 Not as bad as Grandpa's making it out. 92 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:33,970 It couldn't be worse. You ruined Eddie's car... 93 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,573 you ruined the birthday. You... 94 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,515 Look, I don't want to discuss it. 95 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:41,612 As a matter of fact, I'm not even gonna talk about it. 96 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,151 Herman, get out of this house. 97 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:46,626 Leave this house at once. 98 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,924 You're telling me to leave my own house? 99 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:54,591 What do you mean "your own house"? This is my own house. 100 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,135 When the bills are overdue... 101 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,037 who do you think the bank sends the delinquent notices to? 102 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:03,304 Me. That's who. Herman Munster. 103 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:07,038 Well, you're forgetting one little thing, Herman Munster... 104 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:12,074 that when you bought this house, it was I who put down the down payment. 105 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,178 And according to the agreement pact... 106 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:18,954 exactly one half of this house belongs to me. 107 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,858 That's right, Herman. That was the deal. 108 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,094 One half of the house? 109 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,991 That's the way it's gonna be? Right. 110 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,862 Okay. Okay. 111 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,101 But remember, Grandpa. As the man on television said: 112 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,203 You asked for it. 113 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:49,449 Herman Munster, what are you doing? 114 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,118 I'm dividing the house into two parts. 115 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:57,664 And from now on, Grandpa, I'll thank you to stay on your side of the line. 116 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:36,294 Sorry, but the paper was on my side of the line. 117 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:40,134 No, it wasn't. It happened to be lying right in the middle of the white line. 118 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,300 Did you say right in the middle of the line? 119 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,675 That's exactly what I said, right in the middle of the white line. 120 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,570 ♪♪ 121 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,986 Would you look at that, Marilyn? 122 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,422 Just like a couple of big kids. 123 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,784 I just wish Herman was 140 years younger... 124 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,887 I'd put him back in his playpen. 125 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,760 Hi, Mom. Hi, Marilyn. Hi, Eddie. 126 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,303 Hello, Eddie. 127 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,331 What's the white line for? 128 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,974 What is Pop and Grandpa doing in the house? 129 00:12:56,042 --> 00:13:00,036 I thought they'd be out in the garage, working on my secret birthday present. 130 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,082 That was my birthday present they were working on, wasn't it? 131 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:07,143 Don't you worry, Eddie. You'll have a wonderful birthday tomorrow. 132 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,291 It looks like the white line runs all way through the house. 133 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,625 Well, you see, Eddie... 134 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:17,425 your father and Grandpa had a little misunderstanding. 135 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:21,559 Little misunderstanding? Looks like they're having a real rumble. 136 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,100 Poor little fellow. 137 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,601 It's awful having this happen to him on his birthday. 138 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:34,942 Hey, Mom. The white line runs down the middle of the bathtub. 139 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,516 I know, dear. 140 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,420 And Grandpa can't get hot water on his side. 141 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,260 Hello. Who? 142 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,243 It's for Grandpa. Grandpa, you're wanted on the phone. 143 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,209 I'll be right there. 144 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:19,484 No, you don't. The phone is on my side of the line. 145 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,454 Lily, would you please hand me the receiver? 146 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,089 Here you are, Grandpa. 147 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:27,964 Thank you. 148 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:30,963 Hello? 149 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,937 Hello? 150 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,436 Your party's been cut off. 151 00:14:56,262 --> 00:15:01,064 Marilyn, what are we going to do about this awful family feuding? 152 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:06,103 The next thing we know, it will be just like the ones in the old country... 153 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:10,166 and they'll be at each other's throats. Seems to be getting worse. 154 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:15,876 Spot must be hungry. I'll fix that. 155 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,178 I have his bone right here. 156 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,118 Here you go, Spot. 157 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,568 What's the white line going down Spot's back? 158 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,704 It's all a part of the feud. 159 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,502 Herman and Grandpa even divided up Spot. 160 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,906 And Herman is furious because he got the half that eats. 161 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,946 Marilyn, I think I have it. 162 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:55,043 Three can play at this house-divided business as well as two. 163 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:59,489 I'm going to put a stop to all this nonsense once and for all. 164 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,188 Dinner's ready. 165 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,734 I said, dinner is ready. 166 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,940 Grandpa, I didn't know you wore a monocle. 167 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,739 This is not a monocle. 168 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:22,143 I happened to leave my reading glasses on the white line... 169 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,481 and Herman here, cut them in two. 170 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,579 That pays you back for what you did to my bedroom slippers. 171 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,724 Come on, you two. 172 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,515 Be seated, please. 173 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,956 Well... 174 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,325 Eddie. 175 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,501 Potatoes, Eddie? Yes. 176 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,070 Marilyn. 177 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,768 Could I have some potatoes, please, Marilyn? 178 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,781 Won't you have carrots? Yes, thank you. 179 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,147 Don't forget your carrots now, Eddie. 180 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:55,004 You will eat only what is in your section and you will not cross the lines. 181 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,271 Dig in. 182 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,979 Boy, Mom. This is good. 183 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,066 Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. 184 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,313 Grandpa, you're invading Marilyn's territory. 185 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,276 What do we need here? Permission from the UN to get a bite to eat? 186 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:42,582 All you need is to stop this fighting and make up with Herman... 187 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,554 and erase all the lines. 188 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,456 Go back to making this a peaceful household. 189 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,031 Not me. I'd rather starve first. 190 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:59,263 Me, too. I'd rather go back to drinking tired blood. 191 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:07,238 Marilyn, don't put the food away. Why not? 192 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,978 Did you notice? 193 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,813 At dinner, Herman and Grandpa were beginning to weaken. 194 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:12,977 I know. 195 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,749 Neither one of them wants to be the first to give in. 196 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,287 I believe you're right, Aunt Lily. 197 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:22,152 I don't recall Grandpa or Uncle Herman ever missing a meal. 198 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,287 Never! 199 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,196 Think they can starve me into submission, do they? 200 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:34,669 Not when I've got my Instant Transistorized Magnesium Wall Oven. 201 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,240 ♪♪ 202 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,909 Medium well. 203 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,948 Nothing like it. Instant wolf T-bone steaks. 204 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:57,421 Wonderful. 205 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,428 Beautiful. I've got that Herman now. 206 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,569 Hi, Spot. 207 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,477 Well done, please. 208 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,516 Good boy. 209 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,249 Thank you. 210 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:34,160 I can hold out to that stupid old Grandpa forever. 211 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,369 Hey, Mom, I'm going to bed now because tomorrow is my birthday. 212 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:45,911 I wanna wake up real early... 213 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,948 so I can see what a neat present Pop and Grandpa made me. 214 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,210 Sure, Eddie. Good night. 215 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,509 Oh, uh... 216 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,079 Before you get in bed, be sure to put on the heavier lid. 217 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,886 It's going to be chilly tonight. 218 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,472 All right, you two, break it up. That's enough. 219 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,405 Now, you listen to me. 220 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:23,216 Tomorrow is Eddie's birthday and I will not have your squabbling spoil it. 221 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,378 And besides that, you're going to have a decent birthday present for Eddie. 222 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,987 We had a decent birthday present ready... 223 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,388 until this big goon here broke it. 224 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,360 Forget that, Grandpa. You two are going out in that garage... 225 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,920 and you're going to make another present for Eddie. 226 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,968 At this hour, dear? We'll be out there all night. 227 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:43,927 And I need my beauty sleep. 228 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,263 Okay, so you'll be up all night. For our son, it'll be worth it. 229 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:52,508 Now you two apologize and get on out there and get to work. 230 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:56,508 Well, only if he gets me another pair of eyeglasses. 231 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,245 Only if he buys me a new pair of bedroom slippers. 232 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,344 Never mind that! Get going! 233 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,497 And now, for the unveiling. 234 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:20,430 Happy birthday, Eddie. 235 00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,080 Well, what do you say, Son? 236 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,576 Thanks. You don't sound very happy. 237 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,217 Golly, Pop, I'm 9 years old. 238 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:38,416 Not a little kid that gets a kick out of driving a coaster wagon... 239 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,015 up and down the sidewalk. 240 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,922 But, Eddie, it's not a coaster wagon. 241 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,861 It's an airplane. 242 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,526 Sure it is. 243 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,568 Eddie, they worked all night on your present. 244 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,970 That's right, Son. Why don't you get in and pump the pedals? 245 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,437 They make the propellers turn. 246 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,741 Heck, it's still just a kiddy wagon. 247 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,685 Pump the pedals, Eddie. 248 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,125 Hi, everybody. 249 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,656 I'll see you later. 250 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,570 Look, I'm flying. 251 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,238 Here, everybody. 252 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:30,369 Help! Help! 253 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:46,892 Herman, don't just hang there. Help me out of here. 254 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:51,160 Lily, Marilyn, let me down. 255 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:55,033 Marilyn, do you think we should flip a coin? 256 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,296 You know, that's a good idea. 257 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:15,988 And when you get through, Herman, I don't want to see one speck of that white line. 258 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,680 I'm finishing as soon as I can, dear. 259 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,684 I want to watch that new Western on TV tonight. 260 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,025 Where the cowboy is a psychiatrist. 261 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,861 He lassos the bad guys and instead of shooting them... 262 00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:29,731 he ties them to a couch and analyzes them. 263 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,433 No, you don't, Herman. 264 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:36,201 I'm going to watch Agent 8643957-And-A-Half. 265 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:38,801 Wait a minute, Grandpa. It's going to be the Western. 266 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,709 It's going to be the spy show. 267 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:44,978 The Western. It's gonna be the spy show and that is final. 268 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:52,248 Herman Munster, don't you dare. 269 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:56,358 Just kidding, dear. Just kidding.